[21:25:51] * Tom Riddle dances in an unmanly way and sings "Hit me baby one more time" at the top of his lungs
[21:27:50] Skyler Riddle joined the chat on Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:27 pm
[21:28:13] @ Skyler Riddle : .......
[21:28:22] @ Skyler Riddle : ROFLMFAO
[21:28:49] Tom Riddle :

[11:55:37] @ Salazar Slytherin : Would you like to play with my basilisk my dear puffle?
[11:56:34] @ Helga Hufflepuff : I'd rather impale myself on Godric's sword

[20:12:56] Skyler Riddle : Hakuna matata
[20:13:03] Skyler Riddle : What a wonderful phrase
[20:13:18] Skyler Riddle : Hakuna matata
[20:13:28] Skyler Riddle : Ain't no passin craze
[20:13:35] Skyler Riddle : It means no worries
[20:13:42] Skyler Riddle : For the rest of your days
[20:13:47] Skyler Riddle : It's a problem free
[20:13:53] Skyler Riddle : Philosophy
[20:14:09] Skyler Riddle : Hakuna matata
[20:17:33] Skyler Riddle : No?
[20:18:05] Skyler Riddle : Hmm... Maybe you're more of a little mermaid CB?
[20:18:17] Draco Malfoy joined the chat on Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:18 pm
[20:18:32] Draco Malfoy : Hey, I have a Hakuna Matata bracelet.


Draco Malfoy watching Muggle movies? Who knew?

[20:55:00] * Draco Malfoy only harnessed love until he saw the size of Potter's 'wand'.
[20:55:23] Harry Potter : My wand would destroy you

[11:10:40] Draco Malfoy : Poor scarhead.
[11:10:44] Draco Malfoy : Must be a lonely life.
[11:11:28] Skyler Riddle : See? Who said we all can't get along
[11:11:35] * Skyler Riddle initiates a group hug
[11:11:38] Skyler Riddle :
[11:12:44] * Harry Potter squeezes Malfoy's boob and then ducks out of range
[11:13:18] Draco Malfoy : ...
[11:13:26] Draco Malfoy : I've just been violated.

[23:50:42] @ Draco Malfoy : Uh oh, Potter. We're all alone. Should I be hiding my feminine body?
[23:51:00] Harry Potter : I will kill you in the face, Malfoy

He has such sweet bedside manner...

[18:57:47] Pansy Parkinson has been disconnected on Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:57 pm (session timeout)
[18:58:14] @ Draco Malfoy : Every time that happens I get so happy. And then my joy disappears as she returns.
[19:00:18] Pansy Parkinson joined the chat on Wed Sep 18, 2013 7:00 pm
[19:00:34] Pansy Parkinson : Drakie!
[19:00:45] Pansy Parkinson : I posted sweety!




ROFL!!!!!! Don't you just love their love/hate relationship?

[22:07:04] @ Skyler Riddle : I like balls


Good to know, fail snake.

[21:20:58] Ginny Weasley : You are an issue though.
[21:21:09] Ginny Weasley : At least for me.
[21:21:15] Ginny Weasley : It is confusing and things.
[21:21:23] Harry Potter : I'm an issue for a lot of people
[21:21:37] Harry Potter : Mostly you and various creepy old dudes


LOL!!

[23:57:12] @ Skyler Riddle : Damn Maldoy and his flirtationess
[23:57:19] @ Skyler Riddle : You put him up to this
[23:57:23] @ Skyler Riddle : I know it
[23:57:32] @ Skyler Riddle : Maldoy*
[23:57:32] Ginny Weasley : Hahahahaha
[23:57:39] Ginny Weasley : Maldoy.
[23:57:41] @ Skyler Riddle : Oh for the love of-!!
[23:57:43] * Ginny Weasley giggles
[23:57:53] @ Skyler Riddle : Maldoy**
[23:57:55] Ginny Weasley : You can't resist his charm, huh?
[23:57:59] Ginny Weasley : HAHAHA
[23:58:01] Ginny Weasley : FAIL
[23:58:01] @ Skyler Riddle : -_- seriously?
[23:58:04] Ginny Weasley : So much fail!
[23:58:05] @ Skyler Riddle : I give up
[23:58:15] * Ginny Weasley waits for Sal to come in and smite her or something
[23:58:34] @ Skyler Riddle : Oh hardy jar hat


So. Much. Failing. Hahahahaha!

[21:59:33] Messages cleared by Skyler Riddle
[21:59:37] @ Skyler Riddle : a!!
[21:59:45] * Ginny Weasley already copied it
[21:59:47] @ Skyler Riddle : Dammit!!
[21:59:55] Ginny Weasley : Ha ha haha ha
[21:59:55] @ Skyler Riddle : HA***!!!!
[22:00:08] @ Skyler Riddle : You suck balls
[22:00:44] Ginny Weasley : XD
[22:00:51] Ginny Weasley : You're the one who likes them.
[22:00:55] * Ginny Weasley snorts
[22:00:57] @ Skyler Riddle : I think I just turned Harry's name into an explicit by trying to say HA!!
[22:01:04] Ginny Weasley : On a roll tonight, aren't you?
[22:01:06] @ Skyler Riddle : this is not my night
[22:01:12] Ginny Weasley : LOL
[22:01:33] @ Skyler Riddle : Wharves
[22:01:46] @ Skyler Riddle : At least I fail spectacularly
[22:01:48] Ginny Weasley : So can we use Harry in the place of f-bombs now?
[22:01:53] Ginny Weasley : ...wharves?
[22:02:04] @ Skyler Riddle : WHATEVS*
[22:02:08] @ Skyler Riddle : Wharves
[22:02:10] Ginny Weasley : lmao
[22:02:13] @ Skyler Riddle : Wtf is wharves
[22:02:19] Ginny Weasley : I had no idea what that one was supposed to be.
[22:02:41] @ Skyler Riddle : LOL
[22:02:47] Ginny Weasley : I am literally LOL'ing. Harry is going to be wondering what is going on.
[22:02:50] @ Skyler Riddle : Apparently wharves
[22:03:00] @ Skyler Riddle : That's what it's supposed to be
[22:03:03] Ginny Weasley : Wharves is like... whale dwarves.
[22:03:16] @ Skyler Riddle : ROFL!!
[22:03:25] @ Skyler Riddle : Whale dwarves!!!
[22:03:30] Ginny Weasley : Mini whales?
[22:03:34] Ginny Weasley : XD
[22:04:17] @ Skyler Riddle : Oh dear baby Jesus
[22:04:36] @ Skyler Riddle : I literally had to wipe my drool off my face cuz I was laughing so hard
[22:04:50] Ginny Weasley : Hahahahaha
[22:04:55] Ginny Weasley : This is magical.
[22:04:59] Ginny Weasley : Best night ever.
[22:05:05] Ginny Weasley : See, this is why I didn't go to bed yet.
[22:05:09] Ginny Weasley : I had to have wharves.
[22:05:14] @ Skyler Riddle : See what Harry Potter does?
[22:05:22] @ Skyler Riddle : Brings weirdos together
[22:05:23] Ginny Weasley : /dead
[22:05:28] Ginny Weasley : Exactly!
[22:05:31] @ Skyler Riddle : They should put that on the books
[22:05:39] Ginny Weasley : And sometimes they end up married! Like me and the hubs.
[22:05:45] Ginny Weasley : XD
[22:05:59] @ Skyler Riddle : Harry Potter - bringing weirdos together since 199whenever it came out
[22:06:07] Ginny Weasley : LOL
[22:06:11] Ginny Weasley : That. Exactly that.
[22:06:14] Ginny Weasley : Quoted.
[22:06:30] Evangeline Faye has been disconnected on Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:06 pm (session timeout)
[22:06:35] @ Skyler Riddle : LOL
[22:06:37] Ginny Weasley : On every book.
[22:06:55] @ Skyler Riddle : That would be amazing
[22:06:56] Ginny Weasley : Disclaimer: You might just meet your weird-ass soul mate via this book.
[22:07:01] Ginny Weasley : Hope you're prepared.
[22:07:22] @ Skyler Riddle : ROFL
[22:07:37] Ginny Weasley : Spoiler alert: You can never be prepared for this insanity.
[22:08:00] @ Skyler Riddle : Cuz we've got wharves
[22:08:12] Ginny Weasley : YES.
[22:08:25] @ Skyler Riddle : LOL
[22:08:32] Ginny Weasley : MotherHarryin' wharves.
[22:08:37] @ Skyler Riddle : Oh jeez
[22:08:37] Ginny Weasley :
[22:09:00] @ Skyler Riddle : ROFLMAFO!!
[22:09:06] * Skyler Riddle does
[22:09:17] Ginny Weasley : DOES.
[22:09:23] Ginny Weasley : You freakin DID.
[22:09:24] @ Skyler Riddle : And the fails are back LOL
[22:09:39] Ginny Weasley : I'm dying here.
[22:09:48] Ginny Weasley : My eyes are watering so bad.
[22:10:00] @ Skyler Riddle : This entire thing officially needs to be quoted
[22:10:19] Ginny Weasley : Label it 'late night CB'
[22:10:26] @ Skyler Riddle : The world must see this epicness
[22:10:28] Ginny Weasley : Like the corner of late night tumblr that the world fears.
[22:11:09] @ Skyler Riddle : Late night motherharryin' CB
[22:11:16] Ginny Weasley : HAHAHAHA
[22:11:19] Ginny Weasley : Yessss.
[22:11:31] Ginny Weasley : Wonder what Harry will think of his name being a swear.
[22:12:12] @ Skyler Riddle : LOL
[22:12:17] @ Skyler Riddle : This is gonna be great

[22:57:07] @ Draco Malfoy : Well, it's a blue sparkly hairbrush that says 'beauty & brains' with a kiss on it.



And he says he doesn't care about his hair but stares at this hairbrush all day XD

[18:29:24] Harry Potter : Is that kinda or kidnap, love?
[18:29:34] @ Draco Malfoy : Aw, he called me love.
[18:29:40] * Draco Malfoy bats his lashes



Eat your hearts out witches!!! They only have eyes for each other

[22:19:27 07/10/13] Avery Verona : Whats up bro
[22:21:19 07/10/13] Orion Ramellien : Verona.
[22:22:00 07/10/13] Orion Ramellien : Oh the usual. Getting punched by Malfoy and messing with virgins. You know how it is.


Idk, but I thought this was funny lol

[19:00:40] * Draco Malfoy happily poops on Potter's things
[19:01:02] @ Harry Potter : You can sleep in the back porch tonight



What a pureblooded thing to do Malfoy

[23:02:50] @ Draco Malfoy : I dunno. I don't know all the reactions of a penis. XD
[23:02:53] @ Skyler Riddle : And I'm a girl
[23:02:57] @ Draco Malfoy : Having never had one you know.




ROFLMFAO!!! Nuff said XD

[23:02:07] Orion Ramellien : Parkinson look!! A rat!!
[23:02:59] Pansy Parkinson : *screams and climbs on top of Draco shrieking* GET IT AWAY!
[23:03:29] * Draco Malfoy is crushed
[23:03:43] @ Draco Malfoy : Merlin, you terror! Get off!
[23:03:49] * Orion Ramellien bursts out laughing
[23:04:44] Pansy Parkinson : SAVE ME DRAKIE!
[23:05:02] @ Draco Malfoy : Bloody hell! There is no rat! Control yourself!

[18:59:16] @ Draco Malfoy : He's the Chosen Stallion
[18:59:36] @ Draco Malfoy : The Boy Who Was Well Hung
[18:59:42] @ Draco Malfoy : The Horse Who Lived
[19:00:42] @ Harry Potter : I love you




Who knew penis could turn rivalry to love? Guess I need a new boyfriend since Potter went and stole mine.

[23:30:24] * Laurette LeBeau smiles



She's human!! Who knew?

[01:37:06] @ Tobias Vincent : With great cock comes great responsibility

[23:47:46] @ Harry Potter : Unlimited pizza is 10 bucks tonight
[23:48:03] @ Draco Malfoy : Where?
[23:48:05] @ Harry Potter : Or domestic drafts are 3 bucks tomorrow
[23:48:16] @ Harry Potter : The Studio Movie Grill place
[23:48:50] @ Draco Malfoy : Oh.
[23:49:05] @ Draco Malfoy : Beer.
[23:49:55] @ Harry Potter : Beer over pizza?
[23:50:38] @ Draco Malfoy : Mhm
[23:50:46] @ Harry Potter : I love you
[23:50:52] @ Harry Potter : Also beer and pizza
[23:50:53] @ Draco Malfoy : I don't want movie tonight.
[23:52:17] @ Harry Potter : Cool

Well, that's a cute couple xD

[00:16:15] @ Skyler Riddle : This song is dedicated to you Harry
[00:17:00] * Skyler Riddle sings at the top of her lungs..."I love you!! You love me!! Were a happy family!! With a great big hug and kiss from me to you!! Won't you say you looooooooove me too!!"


So, somebody is a fan of a certain purple dinosaur... XD

[22:39:29] @ Skyler Riddle : My babies with Harry will be gorgeous!!

[20:58:21] * Harry Potter sings loudly "Ayeee STAAANND ALLOOOONE"




But he doesn't sing XD